12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...