There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Disprove this!
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The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
IDEAL DATE
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Eating some peanuts
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A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...