Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...