Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!