Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...