I’ll get you next slime!
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What just happened here?
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Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
A guide to walking tigers
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