Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...