Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...