Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
stop for a glow worm
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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
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If you cloned Henry IV…
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Quote and counter-quote.
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The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
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A man goes to his bank manager and says…
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spitting in the vase
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