Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...