The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Bird jokes 02
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Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...