Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...