Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...