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“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...