Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...