if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Math is turning bad
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Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Clinton Vacation
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Bottom Start
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Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
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