Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...