Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.