Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...