Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...