fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...