Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...