Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...