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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Martha Stewart vs Me
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The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Things never to say to a cop
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No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...