Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...