English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...