Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...