What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...