How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
New officer efficiency
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Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
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Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!