What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...