Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...