Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...