A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...