Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!