How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...