Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...