Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...