Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...