Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...