What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!