Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...