Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...