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“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
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One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...