What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Military traditions
|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!