Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...