English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...