The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between “boxers” or “briefs”.They went to...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...