Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...