What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
I only ordered a double
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Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
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Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Flying in the plane
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I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
How all careers end
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