How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...