What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...